Thank you for voting conservative even though it was painfully obvious they didn't give a shit about Saskatchewan, reflected in the past budget which Ralph Goodale called "the biggest suckerpunch since Todd Bertuzzi," in which promises made regarding equalisation were not followed through.
Thank you for voting conservative so they could axe a bunch of great environmental programs and then institute new, crappier ones and call themselves "environmentally conscious:" a tax levi on fuel inefficient vehicles when gas is 1.03? Genius re-allocation of government resources
Thank you for voting conservative so they could suck the Bloc De Quebecois collective dick to gain their support (even though they are a federal party posited entirely on the idealology of seperation) and cater to their needs while leaving the maritimes and praries out to dry because, well, our votes just plain don't matter.
Thank you for voting conservative so they could give families with kids a couple hundred bucks back but not raise the lowest tax income bracket which, kids or not, has so many people at the poverty line struggling to survive.
Why does it seem that the political parties are so out of touch with what the people of Canada really want?
Easy: The people of Canada don't know what they want. We've got idiot kids on campus wondering why there is a shortage of professors and why the Anthropology depeartment (among others) are going to be amalgamated when they have been campaiging for a tuition freeze every year for the past several years
Here's a tip from the friendly members of the commerce college: people don't shit money
Its hard to imagine so many (supposedly) smart, educated people can be so unerringly stupid. Its almost disheartening. Its enough to make you want to give up on this great country, move to Fiji, and sell wooden sandals to Canadian and American tourists for an inflated price and live in a grass thatched hut drinking coconut milk with your ethnic wives named loopah, koko, and carol (she came from alaska to work as a geologist) and laugh at the eduated, suit wearing, ipod-listening, fancy car driving suckers who still find themselves the most civilised people in the world and democracy (read: oligarchy) the world's greatest invention
Rick Mercer for Prime Minister
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You see, I just don't vote, no matter who you vote for, your still gunna get fucked anyway. Say what you will butmy vote really wouldn't make a difference... I'll vote when I think that theres gunna be a close campaign and I hate one cadidate more than the other, till then fuck it, not worth my time and effort to go to the polls.
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